Boat Name

I'm a software programmer by trade. Programmers don't have the sexy traditions that are inherent in maritime industries. We don't smash champagne bottles over new database servers before being installed in the rack. We don't get tatoos. We don't perform ceremonies when writing code on either side of the equator. There are no coding shanties and software piracy never involves peg legs, parrots, or even so much as a solitary eye patch.

We do have one tradition - as it were - that dates back to the early days of computer programming. When first learning to write code, or learning to code in a new language we typically write a small simple program to ensure we understand syntax and our programming environments are configured correctly. This simple application just spits a message out to the screen when executed. That message is always the same. Always.

hello world!

My bread and butter has been coding in the Java language. In Java, the meat of a Hello World program looks like so:

System.out.println("hello world!");

There's other bits to it but that's the part that will actually print something out on the screen. In PHP, the language this site was written in, it goes a little something like this:

echo 'hello world!';

My personal favorite is a language called Brainfuck, which was written with the express purpose of having the smallest compiler ever. It's not a useful language by any stretch of the imagination and exists sheerly by virtue of the fact that programmers have a hard time getting girlfriends and usually have Saturday nights free. Hello World in Brainfuck:

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

We get lots of comments on our name and people seem to enjoy the sentiment. We like that the name means something even if you aren't wise to its etymology. But every once in a great while, someone will see our name and come up to us with a smirk on his face. He gets it. He knows what we're talking about.

And his Saturday night is wide open.